This Is One Sneaky Little Vibrator (Lovehoney Dare Vibrator Necklace Review)

My review of the Dare Discreet Necklace Vibrator by Lovehoney

I got really into wand vibrators over the last couple of years.

I love everything about them. How comfortable they are to hold. How much surface area they can stimulate at once. How good it feels to hump and grind on top of them.

There’s just one downside, though.

You can’t take them anywhere.

Not anywhere you’re supposed to act all decent and proper, anyway.

They’re just way too big. Even the mini ones are long enough to stick out of your purse like a baguette poking out of a grocery bag.

Which isn’t that big of a deal. They can stay in the nightstand - that’s where I usually need them anyway.

But I also want to make sure I’ve got a vibrator whenever and wherever I want one. Which means I need something smaller and a whole lot sneakier. Something I can always have on me.

Because you never know when you’re going to be stuck somewhere overnight.

And sometimes you just need to kill some time, kill some stress, or deal with the weird horny mood that just blew through your body like a stiff breeze.

My days of hooking up at parties and having little flings out of the blue are in the past now. But if there are any more one night stands in my future, I know they’ll be more enjoyable if I’ve got a decent vibrator on hand.

I already had a few portable options. I’ve got some wands that are on the smaller side. I have a couple of bullet vibes. I’ve got toys that fit in my palm - or slip over my fingers.

But what I really wanted was a necklace vibrator.

Because a toy I can keep in my purse is convenient. But one I could wear around my neck - that’s as sneaky as it gets.

Tiny But Mighty

The Dare Vibrator Necklace looks a lot classier than what you probably pictured the first time you heard about vibrator necklaces.

It’s a smooth and slender rose gold piece that’s a little over four inches long.

It’s very discreet - it doesn’t look naughty at all, even when it’s dangling into your cleavage.

It’s versatile, too. It would look nice with just about anything you’d want to wear out - and probably even nicer after you stripped off most of your clothes.

It’s a perfectly sneaky sex toy.

Honestly, it’s kind of amazing that anyone managed to pack a vibrator into such a small package.

As impressive as that is, it was my only worry about playing with a toy like this.

I don’t have an iron pussy or a tough clit. I’m a pretty sensitive gal overall - especially between my thighs. But my go-to vibrators still have a decent amount of power to them.

There’s not much room for a buzzy motor in this one. So even though it has three speeds, I wasn’t sure any of them would pack much of a punch.

And I really don’t care how cute this necklace is. If it’s too weak to get me off, I’ll shove a wand in my purse instead - even if the handle peeks out.

But I’m not about to write off a vibrator before actually trying it.

So, I brought it with me to the lab - the spacious bed with a few too many pillows.

And I put it to the test - enjoyed a little masturbation session with this slim little vibrator.

The testing conditions were great, too. I had been edging myself all day and really needed to get off. Which is exactly the kind of pent up energy that would make you glad you took your vibrator out on the town with you.

The Dare felt very rigid and thin between my fingers. It’s a lot like holding a pen, except for all the vibrations.

that familiar feeling made me realize another great thing about this toy. It’s discreet, it’s a cute little accessory, but it’s also the right shape and size to give you plenty of precise, pinpoint stimulation.

That means it always hits the right spot, because you can pick exactly where you want to target those vibrations. And that made it really pleasurable - so pleasurable that I had to edge myself again to avoid coming too quickly.

So yeah, I was definitely wrong about necklace vibes. This slim little thing is surprisingly strong.

No matter what setting it was on. No matter how much I let myself cool down. No matter what, as soon as I found the sweet spot the vibrations felt so intense that they immediately brought me to the edge of an orgasm.

When I couldn’t hold back anymore, all I had to do was hold it in place and slowly grind my hips.

I felt my heart race, my breath getting quicker, and the pleasure intensifying. It only took a few more moments to hit my peak - and fall into an incredibly satisfying orgasm.

And if I could have that much fun alone in my bed, I can’t even imagine how good it must feel to use this toy during an exciting one night stand.

Never Get Caught Without a Decent Toy

The Dare Necklace Vibrator is such a fun little thing.

You can leave it on top of your dresser, in your purse, or wear it around your neck. And no one would suspect it’s a sex toy unless they owned one too.

It doesn’t have the kind of industrial power you’d get from a massive wand. But because the vibrations are all concentrated in one teensy little tip, they feel a lot more intense than you’d expect them to.

It’s easy to hold and would be a great way to tease your pussy and get yourself all worked up. I can tell you from personal experience that it’s also really good if you want a quick and intense climax. And it would be really fantastic for stimulating your clit while you’re getting fingered or fucked.

I don’t know what my future holds, but I know I’m keeping the Dare in my purse just in case. And maybe around my neck if I’m ever out with someone cute.

Because who knows. I might get carried away someday and fuck on the first date. Or meet someone so damn charming that I end up banging them in a restaurant bathroom. Maybe I’ll get my chance to join the mile high club. Or just find myself stuck somewhere, wishing I had my little collection of wands to keep me company.

When any of that happens, I’ll be glad I didn’t leave the house empty handed.

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If you liked this article, you should totally check out the Sex And Depression (When You Can’t Just Beat Off the Blues) episode of my dirty and intimate sex podcast, Pillow Talk With Emma Austin!