6 Super Hot St. Patrick’s Day Porn Scenes
Treat yourself to a festive masturbation session
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It occurred to me the other day that I don’t really do anything to celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day.
I stopped going to parties a long time ago, so that’s out.
Bars aren’t really my scene, either. I don’t think I’d sip a green beer if it was offered to me anyway.
I’d be down to try a Shamrock Shake, but I’ve never actually had one.
So it’s just another day on the calendar for me.
The closest thing I have to a March 17th tradition is poking around online for some Saint Patrick’s Day porn.
And because I have the hots for redheads and girls in skimpy little green outfits, it usually works out pretty well for me.
This year was a real bonanza, though.
I thought I’d find two or three scenes that I’d actually bother checking out. But I ended up with way more.
Out of all the ones I took a peek at, these were my favorites. So if you’re looking for something fun and festive to get off to, I’d start with these.
Pinched By a Leprechaun (Freeuse Fantasy)
I haven’t really seen a whole lot of free use porn.
I know it’s kind of big and having a moment right now, but I’ve had some mixed feelings about it.
I get the appeal of messing around with someone if the point is to distract them. There’s something really hot about ruining someone’s focus because you’re too good with your hands or your mouth.
But watching people fuck super casually while going about their business, that didn’t make as much sense to me.
Like, watching people in pleasure is kind of the whole point. And a lot of free use porn takes the signs of pleasure right out of it.
But after watching Pinched By a Leprechaun, I’m starting to get it.
Image from Freeuse Fantasy / TeamSkeet
Octavia Red doesn’t do anything special to celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day - highly relatable stuff.
Her friend (Emma Bugg) is worried about her, though. Because she’ll get pinched by a leprechaun if she isn’t wearing green.
And she’s half-right, because an invisible leprechaun (Donnie Rock) shows up. But instead of pinching her, he tears open the butt flap on her red long-sleeve red onesie and starts fucking her doggystyle.
Image from Freeuse Fantasy / TeamSkeet
Cut to another scene, and Octavia’s red outfit is gone - but the leprechaun isn’t.
She’s dressed in green now - no butt flap, sadly. But it turns out there are layers to the legend - if you’re wearing green but you don’t have a shamrock, the leprechaun might still come after you.
Octavia’s in the clear - she’s got a little four leaf clover pinned to her dress. Emma doesn’t, though. So, the leprechaun spreads her legs and goes down on her.
“Oh, I think I’m getting pinched,” she says, looking a bit confused. “Maybe tickled?”
The two girls just keep hanging out and talking. Completely casually - other than all that mysterious pinching they keep experiencing.
Octavia gives Emma her shamrock to save her from being bothered by the leprechaun. So now he bothers her instead - lifting her dress so he can play with her fantastically hot tits.
After seeing what she was hiding under that dress, I was sold. Maybe this free use stuff ain’t so bad after all.
Image from Freeuse Fantasy / TeamSkeet
Then the girls hang out in cute outfits, watch the Saint Patrick’s Day parade on TV, and talk casually - all while getting lots of sneaky leprechaun dick.
If you’re really into ignore porn, this is bang on.
And even if you’re not, there’s something really ridiculous and fun about this. It takes a bit to get used to how ultra casual everyone is, but the girls are cute so it’s an easy adjustment.
Pinch Me, I’m Irish (Family Strokes)
This is another pinching scene. But like, actual pinching this time.
It’s Saint Patrick’s Day and Mira Monroe’s stepdad (Rusty Nails) takes tradition very seriously. And because she refuses to wear green, he won’t stop pinching her.
Image from Family Strokes / TeamSkeet
Things escalate quickly - and I mean extremely quickly. It doesn’t take long before he’s got her dress up, her panties pulled aside, and his fingers pinching her sweet cheeks.
Which must’ve excited her because she decides to get him back by dropping to her knees and blowing him while he’s talking to his wife (Ryan Keely).
I’m not sure I follow any of the logic here. All I know is that he’s got to play it cool while his stepdaughter sucks him off behind the kitchen counter - and his wife tells him all about the origins of soda bread.
That’s about as ridiculous as you can get without throwing an invisible leprechaun in the mix.
But it’s surprisingly hot.
Because they’re trying to be discreet, she’s sucking slowly and sweetly. Nothing over the top, just some really good head that’s very arousing to watch.
Image from Family Strokes / TeamSkeet
Once the wife’s out of the picture, they’re ready to get down and dirty in their incredibly spacious living room.
We get to see Mira getting rimmed thoroughly while he rubs her pussy, which is always a good time.
Then we watch her get carried and fucked, get her pussy licked nicely but a bit too briefly, and dicked down in a few positions.
It’s a bit light on the Saint Patrick’s theme. But it’s good, solid step-family action that gets the job done - and there’s nothing wrong with that.
Now I Know Why My Mom Married You!! (My Pervy Family)
I’ve got a real soft spot for brats.
I love a girl with an attitude. I like a lady who’ll do whatever it takes to get her way, even if it means being a bit whiny, sassy, or pushy.
Or if it means making her stepdad horny.
That’s the basic premise of this scene. Kylie Quinn wants to go out for Saint Patrick’s day, but her strict stepdad (Jovan Jordan) won’t let her wear the skimpy outfit she planned to put on.
So, she decides to convince him by showing it off for him.
Image from My Pervy Family
There’s a nice little dress-up montage. Kylie strips down, then puts on her short green plaid skirt. She slips on her white knee-high socks. Then she finishes it off with a crop top and a short green tie - to give the outfit a touch of class.
It’s fast, but it’s fun and definitely makes you want to see more.
And you do indeed get to see a whole lot more. Because you can probably guess from the title, but her stepdad is hung as hell.
After showing off for a moment, she notices the shockingly big bulge under his jeans. And she knows that’s her ticket to going out wearing whatever she wants.
Image from My Pervy Family
All she has to do is suck a cock so massive it’s almost as big as her head. I’m honestly impressed she managed to get any of it in her mouth - if I had to suck something that big to go to a party, I would just cancel my plans and stay home.
And of course, she doesn’t just suck it. She hikes up her skirt and rides it, bends over and takes it, and spreads her legs as far as they go so she can get filled the hell up.
I went into this for the plaid skirt and the brattiness. But if you’re into the girls taking huge dicks that look way too big for them, you’re in for a real treat.
Fuck Me, I’m Irish (Teen Curves)
This scene starts with a real jigglefest, so it got my attention straightaway.
It stars Tommy King, who is wearing clear heels and the kind of barely visible bikini that would probably get you arrested at most beaches.
The camera moves around, but stays laser focused on her ass. Which makes sense because that’s where your eyes would be going anyway.
After a bunch of jiggling, wiggling, and butt-centric shenanigans, Joshua Lewis shows up wearing a green hat and shamrock glasses. Just like the camera, he dives in head first to feast on her ass.
Image from Teen Curves / TeamSkeet
If you’re wondering what the storyline is, well that’s basically it.
There’s no indication that it’s Saint Patrick’s Day other than all the four leaf clovers around the room. And there’s no explanation of why these two are fucking - except for the fact that she’s got an ass that’s built to be worshiped and he’s showing up for duty.
But you don’t really need a story. Because you’ve got a whole lot of ass eating. You’ve got some prolonged 69ing, which isn’t something you see all that often in porn. If you like a girl who throats a cock and makes a big sloppy mess in the process, you get to see that too.
And of course, a whole lot of energetic fucking.
Image from Teen Curves / TeamSkeet
Even though it’s filmed in a big room, there are a lot of really tight shots. That makes everything feel more intimate. Sort of like your sexy neighbors invited you over for a cup of tea then one thing led to another and now you’re watching them fuck.
And if you ask me, that would be a very decent way to spend your Saint Patrick’s Day.
St. Patty’s Day Reverse Gangbang (Amari Gold)
Alright, so this little fuckfest doesn’t have a storyline either.
But what it does have is have four gorgeous women (Amari Gold, Mena Carlisle, Destiny Mira, and Mini Stallion) all dressed in matching black underwear, green striped thigh-highs, and cute little costume hats.
Image from Amari Gold / Pornhub)
They’re making out and feeling each other up on a big old bed. I can only assume they’re having the kind of sleepover I wish I’d been invited to.
But no, I wasn’t invited to this one.
Some jacked up guy named Pressure was, though. He shows up all dressed in green to play the role of luckiest man alive.
They all blow him super eagerly, then he gives each of them a hard pounding while they keep each other busy in the background.
There’s a lot going on in that bed. But the way most of the scene is framed is kind of interesting. It keeps your focus on the boy-girl action happening up front, but with plenty of pussy eating and scissoring action in the background.
Image from Amari Gold / Pornhub
It’s very visually stimulating. It’s nice and to see each lady getting her fair share of the dick - and their fair share of each other.
And even though there’s no storyline, I appreciate that they didn’t skimp out on the festive atmosphere. There’s so much green you’ll never forget what day it’s supposed to be - no matter how horny you get watching this.
Lucky Swappers (Daughter Swap)
I don’t know what it is about a hot dad, but that’s such a big fantasy.
Or maybe it’s just me, I don’t know.
Well, me and Clara Trinity and Jade Kimiko.
Because they both got caught being a bit too wild at the Saint Patrick’s Day party and now they’re grounded. But while getting scolded, they realize something. They find each other’s stern stepdads (Ryan Mclane and Peter Fitzwell) kind of attractive.
Image from Daughter Swap / TeamSkeet
So they come up with a plan to get out of trouble. They’ll flirt with each other’s lonely stepdads to get back in their good graces.
But this scene is only 30-something minutes, so there’s not much actual flirting. That’s fine, because it takes the dads about two minutes to talk themselves into fucking each other’s stepdaughters.
And bang - they’re off to the races. Both girls drop to their knees, the guys drop dick, and I’m pretty sure these naughty girls are completely forgiven the moment their lips wrap around those shafts.
They give slurpy, slightly gaggy, and super eager blowjobs. You even get to watch it in splitscreen so you don’t miss a single sloppy moment.
Image from Daughter Swap / TeamSkeet
There’s a really fun taboo element here. Not just because these girls are fucking each other’s stepdads. Not just because they’re doing it close enough to touch. But because they can’t stop commenting on how hot it is to watch each other.
Then it gets even more intense.
See, it’s really hard to have a foursome like this without getting a little mixed up. The girls are on top of each other while getting fucked, so they all end up touching everyone. And after really getting into it, the girls recommend a swap.
Overall, it’s a really good combo of family roleplay, age gap, and swapping.
Image from Daughter Swap / TeamSkeet
I love how sexually aggressive these ladies are. I really like that they’re leading the action - they’re not just trying to get out of trouble, they really want that dad dick. It makes it so playful and enthusiastic - from the first thrust all the way through to the double facial at the end.
So Much Green!
After watching all these scenes, I kind of wish I had a Saint Patrick’s Day tradition of my own.
I might’ve actually celebrated the holiday if I knew it could involve groupsex, ass eating, and a touch of free use.
But I’m okay keeping it low key.
No parties. No bars. No cheap beers.
Instead, I’ll keep watching cute girls in green enjoying some great dick. Because that’s always a good time.
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